Every bad dude knows that if you surf the web long enough, you'll see some pretty bad stuff. This is especially true if you're a bad enough dude to rescue the president. I've seen quite a few bad things, but one thing that I'll always remember is a site called "radpornforbaddudes.com".
The first bad thing about the site was that I didn't find it by actually looking for it. It was e-mailed to me by someone I didn't know. The e-mail was as follows:
: ''THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN ''
: ''KIDNAPPED BY NINJAS.''
: ''ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE''
: ''TO RESCUE THE PRESIDENT?''